Welcome Home!

Hey, Puuuuhhhuuuuug, I’m HOOOOOME!

Oh. Don’t get up too fast.

I wouldn’t want you to strain a muscle, or anything.

Well. I can see that your butt is probably pretty comfy on that bed, and all…

…and if you did move too much more, well, that would just take you further away from…

…exactly.

Thanks for the “effort”, sweetie.

I missed you, too.